June 28, 2013 by mamacravings
You know you’re a mom when, You are practically giddy when the opportunity for grown-up time arrives. You slap on your favorite lip gloss and hit the road. The kids play. The mamas
gossip catch up. The little one finally tires and crawls in your lap for a nap. The mama talk barely misses a beat as he curls himself into a comfortable, lovable ball.
You know you’re a mom when, that snuggly sleeping child suddenly halts all adult conversation because he has had an accident. It’s a moment where you are slow to lift the child to see the damage.
It. is. everywhere.
This couch is not yours. You are painfully reminded of this as it is missing all of the spots and stains that your own couch possesses….well until now anyway. Now it will forever hold a pee-spot left by your child.
By everywhere I also mean your clothes are also soaked. Your arms are dripping. Your shorts are stuck to your leg.
If these events didn’t make it abundantly clear that you are knee deep in mom world, then you are absolutely sure of motherhood when you are more mortified about the friend’s wet spot on the couch than you are of your own urine soaked clothing.
This mama needs coffee….and a shower.