The Day Eli Licked the Window

24

April 19, 2013 by mamacravings

DSCN6258

The restaurant was packed as it normally is on Thursday nights. The scent of American diner food wafted through the glass doors. The bakery counter glistened with decadent pies and rich cakes. Sweet teas clattered in happy guests’ glasses. That unmistakable Texas drawl filled the dining room. Our evening was casual, relaxed and centered around family.

We piled into our booth. Little Eli bounced about as he not-so-patiently awaited his food. The family chatted. Eli rolled his matchbox cars over table, around drinks, on top of sugar packets and through our hands.

Our family settled into catch-ups of the day and giggled over happenings with students.  I overheard a snicker from the next table. I didn’t pay much attention. A few more snickers and some nudges got the best of my curiosity. I began to glance around to find out the source of everyone’s entertainment.

I screamed out, “STOP!” as I saw my 3 year-old face pressed to the partition glass. His tongue slurped the window and a single droplet of spittle raced down the glass. On the other side of the window, a man sat opened mouth with his burger hanging out. His face was pale. The burger faced man looked ill.

My slobber face preschooler looked bewildered, “What?! I’s just beings a puppy!” His face promptly was suctioned back to the partition window.

“Now is NOT the time. PLEASE remove your face from the window.”

Eli wiped his drenched face. My mother-in-law quickly mopped up the window. My husband shook his head as he attemtped to explain to our 3 year-old appropriate times to play puppy.

Eli shrugged and settled back into racing his cars on the racetrack of the table. I glanced at my husband and then at my mother-in-law. We all swallowed our grins as my mother-in-law wiped the last tongue print off of the glass.

 

 

Advertisements

24 thoughts on “The Day Eli Licked the Window

  1. Hahaha I love it! I know people get mortified as us parents may as well, but this was a fantastic post! The innocence that comes from children is incredible. It’s sad how society will twist an innocent thing into offence or rudeness or take it personally when such a thing has nothing to do with them. Your little guy brings a smile to my face. What a blessing! 🙂

  2. Julie says:

    Sllllllluuuuuuurrrrrp!

  3. Sarah says:

    But, mama!! Windows taste so delicious!

  4. Kiley Quinn says:

    Yup, mine have done that too. 🙂 Sometimes the window tastes even better than dinner!

  5. I probably would have licked the window along with him. Is it really bad?
    Kids worlds are way cooler. Cute story, thanks for sharing.

    Besos, Sarah
    Blogger at Journeys of The Zoo
    Finding Humour in Everyday Life

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

Enter your email address to follow this blog and receive notifications of new posts by email.

Join 7,152 other followers

Mamacravings Categories

Mamacravings Archives

%d bloggers like this: